hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via gnarly)

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

(via dissatisfyed)

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is."
- Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

(via ladykalyxia)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via egberts)